Monday, March 7, 2011

Totall Recall - Midget Hooker of Death


By now you've probably heard that the remake of Total Recall starring Colin Ferrell is set to shoot this May. Most fans are losing their minds, I mean how can they recreate the magic of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Michael Ironside mixed with non-stop Sci-Fi action and extreme violence? You can't, but you sure can try.......

The new film will be based more closely to the Philip K. Dick story "We Can Remember it for You Wholesale." So it will be going in a different direction(although not much different), which is good. But one thing the new version will never have is Mary, the triple-breasted mutant prostitute and of course Thumbelina, the midget hooker of death.

In this scene, Richter(Michael Ironside) and his henchmen visit Venusville's most popular hangout The Last Resort to violently look for Quaid(Arnold Schwarzenegger). As a riot breaks out, Thumbelina grabs a giant knife and charges toward Helm(Michael Champion), Richter's geeky henchman. She stabs him in the gut, killing him then proceeds to get on top of the bar with a machine gun and kick ass. (This scene was created to secure the R-rating, in the original version she stabs the guy in the groin, then carves an incision all the way up to his chest, basically gutting him.)

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11 comments:

akrater said...

This is actually the first time I hear about this remake.
First reachtion: "wtf, a remake?"..

Aaron M. Gipson said...

Ah man! I want one! That would be so much better than the useless Doberman I got watching my house now...

Brut said...

Yeah she's definitely really awesome.

thenitefalls said...

LOL this is so ridiculous!

Candlej- said...

by grabbing those stubby legs and swinging hard enough, that giant head could become a bone crunching flail... i was grossed out by her in that movie haha

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Banacek said...

Um no. This is the first I've heard of this remake. Now I'm sad.

Shutterbug said...

They are doing a remake of Total Recall?!?

Innovations said...

haha hey she was in seinfeld!!

The Viking said...

WTF, that clip was amazing, lol!

Isaac said...

haha I love this movie so much, it made a man out of me

Laughing Vault said...

hahahahahhahaha she is such a badass xD