Saturday, October 30, 2010

Ip Man - One vs Ten

Now I'm not sure any of these guys actually died, but a couple of them wont be eating solid foods for a while. In this clip, Ip man(pronounced YIP) completely destroys 10 Japanese black belts all on his own, a great fight scene. This movie reminds me of the amazing choreography of classic Shaw Brothers films, add a little war, and sprinkle on a some violence and you get Ip Man.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

The Host - Monster Attack

Either you've already seen The Host and loved it, or you've never even heard of the movie and are wondering what language they're speaking.....well, it's Korean. The Host is directed by one of my favorite Korean directors, Bong Joon-ho, who wrote and directed Memories of Murder, one of the best Korean films ever. The movie stars one of the most talented actors in the world, Song Kang-ho. But you know what sets this monster movie apart from the others? The monster itself. Unlike many other monster-themed films, the creature is fully visible from early on in the film, sometimes for large stretches of time and even in broad daylight. Yeah, take some freaking notes Cloverfield...

In this scene, the monster attacks some innocent people near the Wonhyo Bridge in the daytime.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Attack Girls' Swim Team Versus the Undead - Vagina Death Ray

Zombies?.....CHECK, violence?.....CHECK, ass kicking lesbian swim team?.....Fucking CHECK. You know, the less I say about this one, the better....

Friday, October 15, 2010

Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers - Tough Guy

You don't see too many characters standing up to their horror movie villains. Although Julius from Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan comes to mind. It's usually just a lot of running and screaming. But in this clip from Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers, Mikey loses his cool when Myers scratches his car and we learn why the tough guy routine doesn't work in horror films....

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi - Jabba gets Choked Out

Jabba Desilijic Tiure, better known as Jabba the Hutt sentences Luke and Han to be fed to the monstrous Sarlacc. As he is about to be put to death, Luke breaks free, receives a new lightsaber from R2-D2, and a large battle erupts. During the distraction, Leia jumps over Jabba's tail, wraps her slave chain around the Hutt, and proceeds to strangle him to death.

Monday, October 4, 2010

Sharktopus - Death Scenes

With a title like Sharktopus, how can it NOT be good? Sharktopus has everything a Saturday-night Sci-fi TV-movie should have: Bad acting, buckets of blood, and a giant half-shark half-octopus. In this scene, a bungee jumper becomes Sharktopus food.

The funniest death scene from the movie has to go to this poor bastard. "Not like this! Nooooooo"

In this clip we get a glimpse of the Oscar caliber performances in this film. "Oh my God!"

But the best death scene of the movie goes to this guy who gets his head ripped off by the Sharktopus. SCENE IS AT THE 7:45 MARK

Saturday, October 2, 2010

MacGruber - One Dead Cunth

"Fuck You Dude!"

MacGruber gives Dieter Von Cunth the ultimate send off. During his wedding, MacGruber spots a disfigured Cunth (who was believed to have died in the film's final explosion). The two battle it out before MacGruber finally pushes Cunth off a cliff. As Cunth is falling, MacGruber grabs a machine gun and pumps a whole clip into him before he lands onto the rocks below. Then for good measure he shoots Cunth with a grenade launcher and urinates on his corpse. So let's review. Thrown off a cliff, shot in midair, blown up, and urinated on .....yeah, that's epic.