Sunday, August 30, 2009

Pan's Labyrith - He Wont Even Know Your Name

Sergi L├│pez doesn't get enough credit for his role as Captain Vidal in the 2006 film Pan's Labyrinth. He plays one of the most evil characters ever, a psychopath that makes us hate him so much, you start cheering during his death scene. And what a death scene it is. After Vidal finds Ofelia, he takes the baby and shoots her in the stomach. Ohhhh, that bastard. When Vidal leaves the Labyrinth, the rebels and Mercedes are waiting for him. He calmly hands Mercedes the baby and starts to request that they tell his son what time his father died. "NO", she cuts him off and says "He wont even know your name." BAM! Take that asshole!

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Akira - Death by Psychokinetic Powers

Overwhelmed by his newfound abilities and confronted by his captors, Tetsuo uses his powers to escape. With a single thought the Doctor and guard explode into pieces, as body matter splatters on the wall and ceiling. Classic! This film was way ahead of its time.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Dead Snow - Nazi Zombie Attack

A couple highlights from the Zombie flick Dead Snow.

Ripped apart by Nazi Zombies

Friday, August 21, 2009

Inglorious Basterds - The Bear Jew Beatdown

Tarantino creates characters unlike any other. Christopher Waltz as Standartenf├╝hrer Hans Landa aka "The Jew Hunter" was the highlight of Quentin Tarantino's newest masterpiece Inglorious Basterds. Giving an Oscar worthy performance that will predictably be overlooked.

Another highlight of the film is Til Schweiger as Hugo Stiglitz, a German-born hardcore Nazi killer. Although it's a shame we don't get to see more of him and the basterds in action, we do get plenty of movie deaths. One in particular involves Eli Roth as Staff Sergeant Donny Donowitz aka
"The Bear Jew", a loudmouth baseball bat-swinging Nazi hunter from Boston. After an unsuccessful interrogation attempt on a German Officer, they call in "The Bear Jew." Equipped with a wooden baseball bat signed by fellow members of his Boston Jewish community, The Bear Jew does what he does best and proceeds to beat the German Officer's head into a bloody pulp. "It’s the closest we get to going to the movies," says Lieutenant Aldo Raine.

Home Run!!! It's Outta tha pawk!!


Monday, August 17, 2009

Majority Rule

The people have spoken, Capt. Rhodes getting ripped apart by zombies in Day of the Dead will now be in the top 10. huzzah! But, who goes? Click on the links to watch the scene.

Ronny Cox's death in Total Recall
or JR Bourne getting sliced in half in Thir13en Ghosts?

Saturday, August 15, 2009

District 9 - Mumbo's Death (Death by MECH)

If you haven't seen District 9, well you missed out. Not just on a great movie, but some great movie deaths too. In the film, the aliens build weapons and "sell them" to the Nigerians, led by bad guy Mumbo. These are some of the coolest weapons in any film you'll see and we get to see first-hand what these weapons really do. Throughout the film various people are zapped with alien weaponry that results with them exploding in a shower of blood and guts. In this clip we see one of the less violent guns in action. Not sure if it's emitting a powerful blast of sound or just pure energy, but clears a room pretty quick.

Out of all the death scenes, none of them were as satisfying as Mumbo's. After the Nigerians capture Wikus, Christopher's son activates several systems in the mothership, including my favorite, a mechanized battle suit. After slaughtering all of Mumbo's men, the MECH fires an explosive charge into his head, after a slight pause it explodes, splattering his brains all over the camera lens.

Thursday, August 13, 2009


A Classic! Should this death scene be in the top 10?????


Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Death Wish 4: The Crackdown - Bronsoned

Zombieland - Red Band Trailer

Bill Murray as a Zombie? I'm sold.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Enter the Dragon - Han's Death

Fleeing into a hall of mirrors, Han escapes Lee's brutal beatdown. But Lee has difficulty locating Han due to all the confusing reflections. Recalling his Sifu's teachings, Lee smashes the mirrors to "destroy the enemy's illusions and draw out the enemy's real form". He eventually faces Han in combat and knocks Han right onto the sharp point of a spear, impaling Han and killing him.

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Casino - Is This Your Pen?

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Training Day - Alonzo gets Wacked

In his escape, Alonzo(Denzel Washington) is surrounded at a quiet intersection by a crew of Russian hitmen who spray his car with machine gun fire. Riddled with multiple gunshot wounds, Alonzo crawls out of his car and attempts a kamikaze death by reaching to drop his lit cigarette into the gas tank, only to be killed by a second barrage of bullets from the Russian hitmen.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Lost Highway - Head vs Table

The Lynchster does it again. This time it's an off screen death by Andy(Michael Massee), who is accidentally impaled through the forehead on the corner of a glass coffee table while attempting to attack Pete(Balthazar Getty).

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Underworld - Delayed Head Slice

This has got to be close to a record, 30 seconds!

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Wrong Turn 2: Dead End - Kimberly Splits

----That time of the month again Kim?

Spoiled celebrity cunt Kimberly(Kimberly Caldwell) is running late for her appearance on the newest reality TV show, "Apocalypse: Ultimate Survivalist". Well wouldn't you know it, she makes a wrong turn and while complaining to her agent on the phone, she accidentally hits someone. She goes to check on the pedestrian, unaware that he's a mutated cannibal........Oh snap! Let the fun begin

Three-Finger must be a pro at the whole killing thing because she gets sliced perfectly in half. Either that or the axes are extra sharp when it's direct-to-video.