GoldenEye - "I am Invincible!"

Another great Bond death from a list of many. GoldenEye also gave us the fall of Alec Trevelyan and Xenia Onatopp putting the squeeze on the happiest man in the world. But the death of the most epic nerd of all time tops them all....

Boris Grishenko is an overly confident hacker that often shouts his favorite catchphrase, "I am invincible!" whenever he succeeds. After emerging from the destruction of the satellite control room, Boris shouts his catchphrase. "I am Invincible!" Suddenly, a tank of liquid nitrogen explodes behind him, freezing him instantly. And we learn that Boris wasn't invincible after all.

Can't wait till the GoldenEye remake comes out for the Wii on November 2nd.
Goldeneye Wii.

License to Kill - Henchman gets Decompressed

License to Kill manages to deviate itself from the previous Bond films and give us a few surprises. One being the villain, Franz Sanchez. He has no interest in global political domination, he just wants to get filthy rich selling his cocaine. Sanchez is also one of the few Bond villains that actually look like they can kick Bond's ass in a fistfight and have the balls-or should I say "cojones"- to do it.

License to Kill also had a darker tone where the death scenes were just more brutal and violent. In this clip, Bond manages to frame one of Sanchez's henchmen, making him appear disloyal. Sanchez loses it and throws Krest into a hyperbaric chamber. Sanchez increases the pressure inside the chamber to a critical point, then tears the air tube open with an axe causing rapid decompression. Krest's head expands then explodes in a bloody mess, splattering his brains all over the door window.

Krest is the first henchmen to be killed by his boss due to Bond's crafty scheming rather than directly by Bond himself. Tricky bastard.

Goldeneye - Happy Ending

Things get hot and heavy when Xenia Onatopp(Famke Janssen) locks her legs around a Canadian Navy admiral and crushes his chest between her thighs. All while receiving sexual satisfaction. I guess you can say.... he "came" and went at the same time... oh yeah, I'll be here all week.

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A View to a Kill - Max Zorin's Death

A View to a Kill has all the essential bond elements: A great theme song (Duran Duran), terrific bad guy (Christopher Walken), a hot Bond girl(Tanya Roberts), and Roger Moore kicking ass for one last time.

License to Kill - Cocaine Crusher

Sanchez orders Bond be placed on the conveyor belt of his cocaine-processing machine. Bond falls in but gets his rope snagged on the edge. Dario steps in with his knife and attempts to force 007 in but Bond grabs his boot and drags him into the grinder. He screams in agony as he falls in the shredder and is ground to bits.
C.O.D. - Falling into a Cocaine Crusher

Victim - Dario (Benicio del Toro)

Assailant - James Bond (Timothy Dalton)

Quote - "Switch the bloody machine off!" --James Bond

Goldfinger - Tight Squeeze

A classic, the demise of Auric Goldfinger. Bond, on his way home after saving the US gold supply, gets attacked by Auric on the plane. During the fight one of the windows gets shot out and the plane depressurizes, sucking Auric through the tiny window.

Goldfinger - Gold Suffocation

Shirley Eaton underwent two hours of make-up application which involved being gild painted to become a gold corpse. A doctor was on set at all times in fear of possible skin suffocation(despite popular belief skin suffocation can't occur)

Her shots lasted less than five minutes in the finished film and the filming wrapped in a morning's work. To remove the gold paint from all over her body, Shirley Eaton was scrubbed down by the wardrobe mistress and the make-up girl, and then had to sweat off the remaining gold in a number of Turkish baths.

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Goldeneye - 007 vs 006

Goldeneye - 007 vs 006

One of the best fights of the "new" bond era. Bond goes Mano-a-Mano with M16's own 006, now a rogue agent with a hatred for 007. A couple things make this movie great. Sean Bean as 006 plays the ultimate is-he-good-or-bad-guy as his performance in this movie oozes a hatred for Bond. Pierce Brosnan in his first role as James Bond does a great job, but for those of you who owned a Nintendo 64 and played the game, the movie is just 10 times better. I don't know what it is, it's just better.

In this scene Bond and Trevelyan fight atop a tiny platform high above a satellite dish, as 006 is strangles 007, he gets distracted by the escape chopper. Bond headbutts and kicks him off, but grabs his leg before falling. Alechttp://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gif asks Bond one last time, "for England James?" Bond replies, "no, for me" and lets go. Alec falls to bottom, miraculously still alive, but severely injured(probably paralyzed). Bond jumps onhttp://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gifto the Helicopter before the platform collapses and falls on top of Trevelyan, crushing him. But, why would Bond let go of Alec when he was helplessly dangling by his feet? Because he's got a License to Kill, that's why.

Watch the whole fight click HERE and HERE for the classic line.

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Goldfinger - James Bond vs Oddjob

Oddjob. Auric Goldfinger's personal chauffeur, bodyguard, golf caddy, and deadly assassin. Armed with a razor-sharp bowler hat that he uses as a lethal flying disc, Oddjob has become one of the most iconic henchman in Bond history. Extremely strong and nearly invincible, Oddjob smiles as he pummels Bond in a locked vault at Fort Knox. Oddjob is fearless, he knows he's going to die in the vault when the nuclear device explodes, but he is loyal to Goldfinger and knows that he must stop Bond from disarming the bomb. There's only one thing Oddjob is afraid of, his own razor-sharp hat. Bond attempts to use his own hat against him. Bond misses Oddjob with the throw, causing his hat to get stuck between the metal bars. When Oddjob goes to retrieve his hat, Bond dives for a severed electric cable and connects it to the metal, causing a lethal current to run from the bars through the metal hat to Oddjob, killing him. In the novel, Oddjob gets sucked through an airplane window, much like Goldfinger's death in the film. The best difference in the novel though would have to be Oddjob's taste for cats, yum!

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Live and Let Die - Mr. Big Goes Boom!

One of my personal favorite Bond movies of all time, Live and Let Die had it all. Voodoo, pimps, drugs, Paul McCartney, alligators, sharks, rednecks, speedboats, afros, new villians, human scarifice, and one of the best Bond kills ever. The only thing missing was Q. In the final showdown, Bond and Mr. Big go at it in a pool filled with man eating sharks. Bond manages to put a pellet of compressed air in Mr. Big's mouth, it detonates and inflates him to the ceiling before exploding into pieces. The following line ensues after being asked what happened to Kananga, "he always had an inflated opinion of himself."

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Goldfinger - Tight Squeeze

We start out Bond Week with a classic, the demise of Auric Goldfinger. Bond, on his way home after saving the US gold supply, gets attacked by Auric on the plane. During the fight one of the windows gets shot out and the plane depressurizes, sucking Auric through the tiny window.

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Greatest James Bond Death Scenes

Since 1962, the Bond films have given us cool gadgets, hot girls, fast cars, great villains, witty one-liners, and some of the best movie deaths of all time. This week we take a look at the best 007 kills.