It really is an art, the it's-so-bad-it's-good genre that Japan seems to have mastered. Hollywood can learn a thing or two...or three, but they're too busy making films that are so-bad-it's-not-even-funny. In comes Kataude mashin gâru, aka The Machine Girl. The acting is terrible, the story is terrible, and the CGI is terrible but god damn if the film doesn't shit out entertainment like it has a bad case of the runs. This movie has it all: Ninjas, flying guillotines, drill bras, and buckets of blood, did I mention drill bras? In this scene, we see the ridiculously over-the-top action at work when our protagonists get ambushed by the Mighty Morphin Power Ninjas. One unlucky character gets sliced to pieces by ninja stars then proceeds to explode in a geyser of blood. The fun doesn't stop there though, keep watching as Ami proceeds to annihilate the ninjas with a high-powered machine gun attached to her nub. One of the ninjas gets shot up to the point where his screaming flesh torn skull is all that remains. This movie will go down in history as one of the greatest fucking films ever made, right along Citizen Kane and The Godfather II. The Machine Girl, did I mention the drill bra?
Monday, March 22, 2010
The Machine Girl - Ninja Fight
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Robocop - Clarence Boddicker Gets Plugged In
This movie just keeps on giving, from the Toxic Waste Guy to ED-209, another great death scene. As Robocop is pinned beneath a heap of rubble, Boddicker grabs a sharp metal spike and impales our hero through the chest. Clarence gets in real close for a final taunt when Robocop extends his pointy mainframe USB connector and stabs Boddicker in the neck. As Robocop pulls out the spike, a giant wad of blood splatters on his chest. Boddicker staggers backwards, clutching his neck as blood squirts out of his jugular.
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Final Destination 4 - Pool Scene(Hunt's Death)
Hunt's death had the most votes for best death from the new Final Destination film, The Final Destination 3D. So here it is...
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Nightmare on Elm Street - Johnny Depp Blood Geyser
For the famous blood geyser scene, the film makers shot the sequence by turning the entire room upside-down on a gyro set and attaching the camera so that it looked like the room was right side up, then they poured gallons of red water into the room. (The normal movie blood wasn't able to create the right effect for the geyser.)
The spinning room turned incorrectly and caused a premature flood of "blood." According to the DVD commentary, the people pouring the "blood" were shocked when the wires were hit with the water and the room began to spin out of control. Wes Craven remarks that it was like the Ferris Wheel from hell. The power on the set went out and Craven said they were all in the dark and covered in blood.
Depp also makes a cameo in Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
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