Antichrist - Baby Suicide

Well it's a new year; my Fantasy Football season is over(thank you very much Ryan Grant) and I finally finished watching every episode of Battlestar Galactica(someday Caprica-Six will have my Cylon-Human hybrid child) so Greatest Movie Deaths is Frakking back.....

If there's one film to huddle around with the whole family and watch, it's Lars Von Trier's Antichrist. From genital mutilation to the onset of religious overtones, it has everything for the whole family....the Manson family. Yeah, don't watch this one with kids. I got two words for you...BLOOD CUM(or is that one word?). But what do I know about children? A woman is involved somewhere, I think. You know what? Do whatever you want superdad.

This movie death comes in the epic opening scene. Just as Willem Dafoe is getting his groove on with his wife, their young son climbs out of his crib and climbs onto a desk by an open window. Then for some reason he just commits suicide, maybe depression I don't know. No note, just a selfish act. But the best part comes just as the kid hits the ground in slow motion(set to Lascia ch'io pianga), the mother actually climaxes....good timing, mom of the year.

In movies about couples who lost children in tragic accidents, like 21 Grams or Reservation Road, it's easy to feel locked outside of the couple's suffering. But Antichrist goes way beyond exploring grief. It uses the accident as a catalyst for the chaos that follows and dares us willing to follow the drama down a very dark path.........My kind film, plus there's a ton nudity too, so.....

(THIS IS REALLY NSFW, LIKE REALLY REALLY NSFW)

Santa's Slay - Christmas Movie Deaths

In the Christmas spirit, we celebrate a cinematic masterpiece that has changed the face of film forever. That's right, the 2005 film Santa's Slay. Where else can you watch Bill Goldberg dressed as Santa set Fran Drescher's head on fire and drown her in eggnog? huh? Please tell me where, because I will buy tickets my friend.

A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) - Death Scenes

Oh look, another reboot of an old horror franchise. Way to go Hollywood, way to stir the pot of originality. What's next, a Leprechaun in the Hood 2 remake? No, how about we remake Howard the fucking Duck? Yeah that's it, produced by Michael Bay, and filmed in 3D. All I can say is thank god for foreign cinema. Have you seen the new Kim Ji-woon film?

A Nightmare on Elm Street is a "reboot" of the original, that's a nice way of saying it's the same fucking movie they made 30 years ago, only with a bigger budget and better visual effects. On a plus note, Jackie Earle Haley plays as Freddy Krueger. He's the kind of guy you'd let your wife have sex with and feel damn proud of it after. Rorschach fucked my wife, Fuck yeah. Anyway, here is a conveniently edited video of all the death scenes from A Nightmare on Elm Street for your viewing pleasure. CLICK HERE TO WATCH

Watch classic death scenes from the Nightmare on Elm Street films:
Nightmare on Elm Street - Freddy's First Kill
Nightmare on Elm Street - Johnny Depp Blood Geyser
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors - Welcome to Primetime Bitch!

The Rock - Rocket Man

Remember when Michael Bay was good? Yeah, me neither, but The Rock was pretty entertaining huh?. Filled with an endless supply of ridiculous dialog and one-liners that have become inside jokes in many circles since 1996. I mean really, just go to the IMDB memorable quotes page and check out all the hilarious quotes. Pretty soon you'll be repeating lines in your best Sean Connery impression. In this scene we get the trifecta: Funny dialog, movie death, one-liner. "How do ya like how that shit works?"

Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Just a Flesh Wound

One of the best-known scenes of the entire Monty Python film series. We might not see the Black Knight actually die, but it's just too good to pass up. What really makes this scene funny is how King Arthur becomes increasingly annoyed, his dialogue lapses from medieval ("You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.") to modern ("Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!"), and finally to just plain sarcastic ("What are you gonna do, bleed on me?!").

Cowboys & Aliens - Trailer

Han Solo and James Bond as cowboys, vs friggin' aliens? Yeah, this one might be a winner. Based on the graphic novel of the same name.

Cujo - Cujo Attack

It seems as if you grew up in the 80's and 90's you might fear a lot of things due to movies: Jaws ruined swimming at the beach, Clowns will never be the same after Stephen King's It, and Hellraiser ruined pretty much everything else. But it was Cujo that made a whole generation fear the St. Bernard, one of the friendliest breed of dogs in the world.

Skyline - Movie Clips

Skyline comes out November 12th. What's unusual about the film is that the physical production only cost $500,000. The final budget came out to about $10 million, that leaves around $9.5 million for visual effects..........gotta love Hollywood.

In this first clip, our group of survivors run away from a giant alien. Unfortunately one lady can't run faster than the fat dude from Dexter, so she gets eaten.....I think.


In this clip, our survivors see their rescue chopper destroyed by a giant alien.


In this last clip, that guy from Scrubs somehow narrowly escapes getting crushed by a giant alien foot.