Caché - An Abrupt End

Sometimes a movie will come along that will make you think, then there's Caché, a movie that will drive you fucking nuts. The director, Michael Haneke, deliberately confuses the audience by not resolving the story. Instead, he ends the film with a long static shot that leaves the viewer searching for answers. No.....literally rewinding the movie and searching for answers. Haneke is known to be a critic of "mainstream cinema", especially the way it always has a simple and superficial solution to complex problems. Haneke also uses graphic-shocking-violent scenes to jolt the audience when they least expect it. Much like this clip from Caché.....

Majid invites our protagonist to his home and states he wants Georges to be present for what follows.....

bonus points for the gurgling noises....

Piranha 3-D - Death Scenes

Due to Comic-con's "Family Friendly" tone, convention organizers cancelled the panel for Piranha 3-D after the 10 minute preview planned to be shown was deemed "not appropriate." Well, it's certainly befitting on this site, so here it is....

Some highlights...skip straight to the 5:10 mark, there's nothing too interesting in the first half....

5:40 - As party goers scramble to get out of the piranha infested water, an overcrowded floating concert stage tilts over, snapping a cable and whipping it in the direction of two bikini-clad girls. One of the gals(Ashlynn Brooke) is split in half à la Ghost Ship.

6:10 - As Eli Roth tries to get out of the water, a boat crashes into him, crushing his head and splattering his brains everywhere.

6:45 - A women gets her hair caught in a boat propeller, as the motor is restarted she is scalped, face included.


7:30 - a woman is split in half for no perceivable reason whatsoever.

Also a Bonus! Kelly Brook's death scene

Gladiator - Female Archer Splits

In a recreation of the Battle of Zama (in the film they call it the Battle of Carthage), Maximus leads Proximo's gladiators against a more powerful force dressed as Roman Legionnaires. The fight gets pretty bloody with plenty of great death scenes, but one fatality seems to stand out the most and make you yell out "gotcha bitch!" One of the chariots-equipped with wheel blades- gets flipped by Maximus and his men, sending a female archer to the ground. At the same time the driver of another chariot is killed, veering it toward our fallen victim. She raises her hands up and screams out before she is split in twain by the razor sharp wheel blades.
SCENE STARTS AT 2:35

Apocalypse Now - Death of Colonel Walter Kurtz

One of the most emotional and philosophical death scenes in cinema history(Along with the death of Roy Batty). Intercut with a tribe's ritual killing of a caribou, Colonel Kurtz is hacked to death with a machete by Captain Willard as The Doors' "The End" plays in the background. Coppola lays the symbolism on us pretty thick as we see two beasts getting cut down. The ultimate sacrifice,.....the horror.

Hannibal - Bowels In or Bowels out?

Chief Inspector Rinaldo Pazzi(Giancarlo Giannini) continues the family tradition in this scene from the 2001 film Hannibal. After placing a noose over Pazzi's neck, Lecter(Anthony Hopkins) asks him "bowels in or bowels out?" Well, you can probably guess by now which one Lecter chose....

The Last Samurai - Deleted Decapitation Scene

Ujio, one of the most dedicated, loyal and fierce samurai gets hassled by a couple of japanese citizens. Ujio tries to be nice; you can insult a samurai's Kamishimo, but don't ever poke it with stick.

Wolf Creek - Head on a Stick

Liz gets into a car in an attempt to escape, but Mick announces himself with a sinister chuckle and stabs her through the driver's seat with a large bowie knife. She attempts to defend herself with a pen knife, but he proceeds to cut off some of her fingers and finishes her off by severing her spinal cord, what Mick calls "a head on a stick."

Johnny Mnemonic - Laser Whip Decapitation

In the climax of the 1995 film Johnny Mnemonic, Johnny and bad guy Shinji are dangling from a cargo net high above the water. During the struggle, Johnny manages to grab Shinji's laser whip and wrap it around his head. The laser slices through his neck, sending Shinji and his head into the waters below.